New Friends

So today the first thing you do is unroll toilet paper rolls that you saved from before and you make them into new fancy time arms and leg. Then you use the construction hearts that you had from another time and you make sure the hearts on the bottom are meant to be toes. Then you create a wonderful border of delight around the edges of Louisa's body. It is then that you'll know where to station the eyes and make sure they are pretty or else the hole thing is a real waste. The option here is to stab it in the back with a magnet so she can be a fridge lover.. or you can just leave it alone and it can be a carpet lover and stay where you made it. Make sure you leave the cats in their shoe boxes, if you're going to make him a carpet lover, otherwise they'll run over her face when the glue is still wet and the whole afternoon will be ruined.

Cahy Sampson

Just Thinkin'

Well, you might as well realize by now that there is a lot of junk on the picture box. There are hardly ever doll shows and then, just when you think they are about to start... you have to wait for a bunch of fruits to stop selling you the latest in a series of hair jellies and face jams. They should be asamed of themselves. We don't like that around here and it must be nice to spend a million dollars on an own personal trainer and thousands for hair. Some of us have to work and look after chores. In the meantime there should be a time in the futrue when Dolls have their day. Otherwise most people will be really upset and just shut the damn thing off.

The bigwigs down at the Hollywood programming should also think about more Cat Channels. Each cat channel could have his or her own special look, personality, name and so on and so forth and one could be named 'Louisa'. Then everyone would cheered. I guess you could say that cats are just the greatest! The more I think about them and the way that they are, the happier I get and especially when I think about my neighbors cat. Always runnin and such. I get a giggle on the inside, because he's always up to some mischevus trouble, like harrasin' the dog with his exceptional taunts and such! And who wouldn't when you see just how dumb the dogs are in the media like Garfield! You get a real sense that that is why cats are the way they are! And of course the dumb dogs are always tricked and saying 'What just happened!' HA! Meanwhile the cat gets all the lasagna and the dog just slobbers!

It is a living joke.
Cathy Sampson