New Friends
So today the first thing you do is unroll toilet paper rolls that you saved from before and you make them into new fancy time arms and leg. Then you use the construction hearts that you had from another time and you make sure the hearts on the bottom are meant to be toes. Then you create a wonderful border of delight around the edges of Louisa's body. It is then that you'll know where to station the eyes and make sure they are pretty or else the hole thing is a real waste. The option here is to stab it in the back with a magnet so she can be a fridge lover.. or you can just leave it alone and it can be a carpet lover and stay where you made it. Make sure you leave the cats in their shoe boxes, if you're going to make him a carpet lover, otherwise they'll run over her face when the glue is still wet and the whole afternoon will be ruined. Cahy Sampson
posted by cathy_sampson at 9:08 PM
13 Comments:
Can you do this with real hearts, too, if you have some??
Just curious.
Chris
they are real hearts!
Real human hearts?? Like the ones you pull out of bodies and keep in little baggies in the fridge??
Chris
I dont know what kidn of sick person you are to come around a board where you don't know no one but i've had my last straw with you and your letters. At first I told you to bug off, then I reckoned I should go into Mindyville in case you were here because your town is still angry about loosing to us last year but meanwhile no one around that dumb town had even heard of a 'Chris'. Meanwhile didnt you ever hear about the fact that it is supposed to be 'Christ'. If you're going to walk around the internet you might as well learn ohw to spell. In the meantime you come in here and fill up my space and you bump out all the others that are just trying to learn from me. Maybe the next time you find someone like me you should just bug off and leave 'em alone. In the meantime I will post for the people in here that I live near, so they can learn about what it is that is important and people like you can go shove it.
I'm sorry. What did you say? I wasn't listening.
Chris(t)
Obvously you are a real piece or work. I think you should be reported.
I'be been thinking and its kinda funny what comes into my head. If I wasn't so busy just keeping my head afloat of water I might sign up for a cruise. Or maybe Im going to make some more internet profiles for dating. Its just funny to think about it. Mindyville is not reall so bad when you think about waht will happen to you when you leave and go to north county.
Yeah!! You do NOT want to go to North County. It's absolutely FULL of northerners!!
Damned northerners...
Seriously, what is your reason for wanting to expose this(ie. harm his career)? Why are so so vengeful? I don't really get it...
no way am I going to North county ever again. All those people who live there are weridos
The only reason to go up to North cunty is if your up there for a round robin. I been up there twice and i regret every second of it.
The prostitutes in North County are pretty decent, and a lot cheaper than the ones in Mindonville, or Newcastle-Upon-Tyne.
In fact, on Wednesdays you can usually get a 2-for-1 deal. One is usually a man, but when they don't have any teeth it doesn't really matter...
Annonymous said:
"Seriously, what is your reason for wanting to expose this(ie. harm his career)? Why are so so vengeful? I don't really get it..."
Well, the answer is pretty simple. And so is Cathy.
She doesn't "get it" either.
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