Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Just Thinkin'



Well, you might as well realize by now that there is a lot of junk on the picture box. There are hardly ever doll shows and then, just when you think they are about to start... you have to wait for a bunch of fruits to stop selling you the latest in a series of hair jellies and face jams. They should be asamed of themselves. We don't like that around here and it must be nice to spend a million dollars on an own personal trainer and thousands for hair. Some of us have to work and look after chores. In the meantime there should be a time in the futrue when Dolls have their day. Otherwise most people will be really upset and just shut the damn thing off.

The bigwigs down at the Hollywood programming should also think about more Cat Channels. Each cat channel could have his or her own special look, personality, name and so on and so forth and one could be named 'Louisa'. Then everyone would cheered. I guess you could say that cats are just the greatest! The more I think about them and the way that they are, the happier I get and especially when I think about my neighbors cat. Always runnin and such. I get a giggle on the inside, because he's always up to some mischevus trouble, like harrasin' the dog with his exceptional taunts and such! And who wouldn't when you see just how dumb the dogs are in the media like Garfield! You get a real sense that that is why cats are the way they are! And of course the dumb dogs are always tricked and saying 'What just happened!' HA! Meanwhile the cat gets all the lasagna and the dog just slobbers!

It is a living joke.
Cathy Sampson

12 Comments:

Blogger cathy_sampson said...

i've never seen anything like this before in all of my entire life. this is exactly why i never did want to get onto the information highway in the first place. i tried to warn my friends that something like this would happen and they would be cyber ganged if they did enter the highway, and now I know for sure that this is what happens. I have gone to the supervisor of this sight and pretty soon you'll be in a big trouble. You are never allowed to say these things again or I will go back to the supervisor and they will be even more mad.

8:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cathy do you wanna grab a salda at Cheezecake Factory then drive over the bridge to Stickie's for a cocktail drink? I can drive but I have the cats litter in the back seat I have to drop it in the trash and I never remember ya know!

3:36 PM  
Blogger cathy_sampson said...

Joyce, it must be nice to have all the time in the world to luxury life away with cheescaek and such. I on the other hand have chores to talk care of and they will only pile up if I throw fancy to the wind and live the way you do. Some of us don't have jobs at the yogurt cup and can't just throw their money away like it gores on trees.

Must be nice to not have any responsibilies or cat mouths to feed.

Meanwhile everyone in town knows it is YOU that is dumping your cat pieces off behind the dumpster at the Piggly Wiggly and then running away. Earl said something about having a video camera installed in 2007 if you continue to do this and then he will be able to prosecute you to the full extend of the law.

4:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh come off it cathy, I am sorry if I dont have 600 cats living in my house. I do have an uncle Jerry who can't feed himself so dont preach at me for one second. This town is really driving me to drink cocktails. well, I'm going to stinkies right now, I'll grab some crackers from Food Stop.

4:45 PM  
Blogger cathy_sampson said...

Well I think this is just terrible. I am going to tell and then you'll have to pay for what you've done. The highway isn't for your junk! It is meant to be a forum for finding other friends in town and not to be ganged up on like a bunch of wolves.

2:33 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

Now, wait a minute Cathy...let's not be too hasty here.... some of those links are actually very informative, and I haven't had time to write them all down just yet.

11:27 PM  
Blogger cathy_sampson said...

This is the sickest plac i've ever seen.

1:00 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

You've obviously never been to Fresno...

7:37 PM  
Blogger cathy_sampson said...

I've been to Mindyvilel and the people were real rude there.

3:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I ate too many cheezeits and now I feel bloated. Do you wanna go get a beer down at stinkies with me? I'm sick of cocktails because they stain my clothes when I spill them on myself.

1:49 AM  
Blogger Chris said...

Sure. I'd love a beer. What time do you want to meet?

Chris

12:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

are you a man or a girl? I am not a newby and I am not going to get in trouble again iwth intenet dating weirdos.

7:48 AM  

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