Monday is the Pitts!
I had to pull 2 of the cats out from underneath the furnace again today and they were rastlin and putting up a real fight. just when I was about to relax and begin my 2nd romance story, I heard some goons bangin' on the front screen so I says 'Who is it!' and I let them know I had a bee in my side. They kept on at the door and so I just let them hammer away until the inbetweens came on which is just a waste of my time because everyone knows I've already seen those a million times and if I needed some tergents, i would just go into town and get them myself. So I finally got up and was real angry because when I decide to get laid down then it is my special time. Plus I was eating cheesys. Wouldn't you know it, it was Randy Kennyin and his cousin Karl and they looked like they had a devil's amount of trouble up their sleeves. As soon as I recognized them I said 'BUG OFF, KENNYINS' real loud almost in a shrills and then I slammed the screen door so hard it would make their head spins! As soon as I did that I hooked the latch into the circle and then ran to another quadrant and just ignored. If they had seen around the corner, they would have knowed that I was angry by the face I was doing which was real gruff. I sat down real agnry and said 'First it was the cats, now this!' I guess this is why you say 'I just have the Monday Blues'. Luckily, every week Tuesday is soon to begin and then we can just start off in a different and altered way from this crap.
I know it was them that took my kneepads after softball practice and chucked them into McGillicutty's Bog! They blamed me, but everyone knows that I don't throw that far and the Bog has too many horseflies. In the meantime I'll just wait the night out until they leave and if it comes down to it, I can make magnets in the vestibule until those fags BUG OFF!
I'm real happy that baby was borned. It will surely be the gem of hollywood futures. It will be real interesting to see if it has his eyes of blue or if it will have hairs of brown, either way it will surely be the gem of the futrue. It was the only good news that I got today. I guess you could say it was the only thing that washed away my Monday Blues.
If you read this as you grow older, I look forward to seeing you grow into an american jem!!!
Sincer,
Cathy Sampson 1 Women's Journey of the Life
posted by cathy_sampson at 4:07 PM
7 Comments:
Does it hurt when you think?
When you come back from 'the magical', do you often find yourself soaked in drool??
Chris, I reckon you're just one of the Kenyins or you are one of the cousins because there is no reason for you to come 'round everyday lookin for trouble otherwise it would never have crossed your mind in the first place. In the meantime, no one wants you around these parts and we all know that you're up to know good no matter what you pretend to say and do. I've spoken to the authority in this case and they said 'Thank you for your suggestion', so in the meantime it is being considered and I bet you'll be the first one who gets in trouble when the investigation begins. Idot!
What do you do for a living, Cathy? I mean, aside from the guv'mint checks and the pocket change you get from trading in rummaged garbage and sleazy sexual favors to the local homeless population, how do you make ends meet?
Ah-HA!! There is no Piggly Wiggly in the state of Ohio!!!!! So, you have been lying to us all along!! You never walked into town to get Lysol at that store! You never did at all!!
Oh, Cathy.... how could you do this to us all??? We trusted you, Cathy Sampson! We trusted you!!!
when I get into hard times when someone is yelling at me for driving slowly or when I am not ready to come out of the bathroom, I just hold my breath. I think Chris and Cathy could hold their breasts together and maybe it would make for a better life. Just a little idea from me :)
MMMmmmmm....holding our breasts together.....sounds like a scene from an old 70's lesbian porno.
But, hey... I'm up for anything.
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