First that, then this!

Well, you might as well better realize by now that 2 of my cabbage patches deserved new sweatsuits on monday and the rest of them sure didn't! I can only told them so many times that they arent supposed to get dust on themselves and when i came into the den i saw exactly what should have never happened. I don't want no feedback from you idots about 'how that isn't fair' and that 'I should treat them all equal and all,' in that case you should try adopting that many and see how YOU FEEL. In the meantime you should mind your own p's and q's because if i dot that they will never learn and I'm sick of the bad ones!!!!! The only way to reward the ones that don't have dirty faces is to give them a reward, which is what all dolls want.. so i reckon a new look is in order so I walked into town and there ain't any stores there so I had to make it over to Mindyville which has one of them big stores and Louisa was so excited she could barely contain herself. She, in particular, danced the whole way there and i felt proud of that. The only thing she did wrong, is she keep grabbing her gina so I had to tell her not to do that. Louisa's cousin was real excited too, but the cousin didnt dance and that made me like that one less because it isn't everyday that Louisa or her cousing get a brand new sweat suit to wear for the 2006 year. Meanwhile, it must be nice to have someone pamper you, but I wouldn't know.

Of course Louisa choosed Turqoize to match her woolen hair and bow, I could have guessed! She will look pretty now when she sits in the grass. Meanwhile her cousin had the hardest time of all deciding on which pastel to choise. I tried to be patient because I knew the cousin was just real excited by the huzz-buzz of Mindyville 'n all. So i just smiled and said 'Its up to you! This is your day and it is just up to you'. But after 2 hours went away and I got real angry at the cousin. All of a sudden I screamed 'FINE THEN! NO ONE GETS ANYTHING!' and i grabbed Louisa by the arm real hard and I rammed the shopping cart into the the dumb sweatsuits anyway. It was a real uncomfortable walk home because i was full of mad and I just wanted everyone to leave me alone until my shows came on.
Then i realized it was Sunday and none of what I was used to was even going to come! That is when i said 'OH GREAT!' and i slammed the screen door that divides the kitchen from the vestibule. I laid on the linoleum for about 3 hours and just right then I decided to go off into a discovery of magical. On one of these discoveries I discovered a series of busy little bunnybees that giggled as they danced and offered me a bouqet of delight no matter what the cost! I couldn't believe it.. 'for me?' i said and of course they giggled with delight. Then 2 of the bunnybees came running up to me and sprinkled an assortment of cabbages all over my sandals! Suddenly, all sorts of different cabbage patch babies peeked out in succession.